Roby, raised in Montgomery, Ala., is on the House Committee on Education and the Workforce, and the Subcommittee on Early Childhood, Elementary and Secondary Education.

"It's no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi," Roby said. "I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier."

Well, fuck me. I'm quickly getting to the point where I believe it's time to call for the resignation and humiliation of anyone who wants to be a leader in the United States and is ignorant of, or in denial of, basic facts that should be mastered by a 6th-grader.

Deny evolution? You're too stupid to be in office. Want to change Pi to be "simpler" for stupid as Alabamans? You're too stupid to be in office.

It's time for liberals (they're the real problem) to shut the fuck up and face reality: some people are too stupid and/or mentally poisoned to have a talk show--let alone to govern over others.

Fuck.